The Gamers Graveyard Shift. Dead Arcade is your ideal home for everything sarcastic, cynical and insightful about gaming news, reviews, previews, editorials, and lists. I tend to publish on a daily basis and do my best to keep up with the trends, even if it means sacrificing sleep. The graveyard shift never ends.
I use a five-star rating system in my reviews:
Excellent. In fact, you should be already waiting to buy this game now… I don’t hear your wallet opening up…
Great. One or two flaws hold it back from being excellent, but otherwise, it’s a solid product. You could probably break bricks on it. (don’t try that)
Good. It’s fun and worth checking out, but still a bit rough around the edges so don’t expect to be blown away. It’s not made by FromSoftware.
Meh. Its flaws overshadow its good. Nothing particularly memorable. I guess it just exists. Not bad nor good. Just… there… poor thing…
Bad. “You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else… the all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”
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