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I use a five-star rating system in my reviews:

Star Rating 5

Excellent. In fact, you should be already waiting to buy this game now… I don’t hear your wallet opening up…

Star Rating 4

Great. One or two flaws hold it back from being excellent, but otherwise, it’s a solid product. You could probably break bricks on it. (don’t try that)

Star Rating 3

Good. It’s fun and worth checking out, but still a bit rough around the edges so don’t expect to be blown away. It’s not made by FromSoftware.

Star Rating 2

Meh. Its flaws overshadow its good. Nothing particularly memorable. I guess it just exists. Not bad nor good. Just… there… poor thing…

Star Rating 1

Bad. “You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else… the all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”

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